yourplantsaredead: i think he's so funny and gross in a good way. and his girlfriend is a 22 year old model (i did some research) so i don't think it's too weird that i want to marry him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66qKZEfvxAs

BUH, really? I suppose I can’t be surprised. I’m more surprised that a 22 year old model would even know who he is.

I don’t know if I’d want to marry him, though.. He might be too much of a dick. A little dick goes a long way, IMO.